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Its expensive.... thats the point.


Our Story Begins Here
Unconventional Humor
At The Anti Detailing Club, we challenge traditional car detailing with Dark Humour. Our merchandise brings laughter to the detailing industry, making car care fun again.
Stick up your ass? Fuckoff.
Complaints? see above.
We are dedicated to building a community where real detailing enthusiasts can come together to laugh, share experiences, and enjoy unique content.
Send us an email, with social links and a brief history of your detailing credentials to be invited to the Community.
Community Launch 30/9/25
If you dont hear anything... well..

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